Official Panty Stain music video

Here's the much anticipated music video to Aunty Panty's 'Panty Stain'.

Jigsaw Youth

Slutwalk Saskatoon - Notice the atrocious comments left by the commentators!? Jesus, looks like my job as a radical-homo-slut's gonna keep on, keepin' on for a loooong time. I'll fucking spit my menstrual blood in the face of your ignorant patriarchy, assholes!

Photo by Holiday Black

White Boy-Bikini Kill (mp3)
Spoken:
I don't think it's a problem, cause most of the girls ask for it.

Uh huh, how did they ask for it?

The way they act, the way they...I...I can't say the way they dress because that's their own personal choice. Some of these dumb hoes, those slut rocker bitches walking down the street, they're asking for it, they may deny it but it's true.

Lay me spread eagle out on your hill, yeah
Then write a book bout how I wanted to die
It's hard to talk with your dick in my mouth
I will try to scream in pain a little nicer next time

White Boy
Don't laugh
Don't cry
Just die

I'm so sorry if I'm alienating some of you
Your whole fucking culture alienates me
I can not scream from pain down here on my knees
I'm so sorry that I think!

White Boy
Don't laugh
Don't cry
Just die

Happy Eastover!

We celebrated Passover yesterday instead of Easter. What that really means is that instead of having ham and scalloped potatoes we ate matzo ball soup and latkes. Delish! My mom's a pretty damn good cook, I must admit. Shhhh, she can't know that I paid her a compliment though.


As demonstrated, I'm always ready to eat!

Nuclear Energy? No Thanks!

TROMAnce

You make me feel like a woman, you make me feel dead.

The power contained in this gem sweater wasn't even enough to get me laid this weekend. Sheesh!

I should write a Leslie Hall inspired song about the trials and tribulations of finding a decent homo-hookup in Saskatoon.

I'm Not Part of the Shit v.02

Aunty Panty's part of this shit!!!

You Make Me Feel Like a Woman, You Make Me Feel Dead

Tomorrow evening I'm playing solo for my first time EVER at the Rosebud variety show. I JUST finished crafting a guitar riff that I will play while reciting an unrecognizable version of No Bra's 'Motorcockhead' (mp3). Gah! I hope I can pull this off smoothly, or at least be so terrible that the audience leaves traumatized.

In other nerve-racking news...

I'm convinced that this week was delivered to me straight from the devil's hands! Please, somebody send me a clone and a security alarm system! Too much full time job work, art+music deadlines work, and scary robberies makes me a nut job with anxiety!

I'm Not Part of the Shit

Pre fried chicken gorge fest!
Post video shoot!

EP

Wait for it. Watch for it.

Aunty Panty in pt.2 coming soon!

Chips in Bed is Always a Bad Idea

Jesus Christ!!! I almost ate an entire bag of Ketchup chips while laying in bed internetting. I need an intervention. Someone please save me from myself!

I wanna be on that show I Used To Be Fat. Then all of you could watch me sweat through my t-shirt as I ran up and down stairs for the duration of a TLC special. Doesn't that sound like a win-win situation!?

Cheeseburgers for dessert ...of course.

Oh and, I don't actually care so much about my consumption of a whole bag of chips. That's basically the only enjoyment I got from this experience. The pesky crumbs under my bum's what I'm groanin' 'bout!

And for the record. I've never not been fat according to my memory.

Aunty Panty - Mama Don't Like You (mp3)

†▲Witch Hunt▲†

Aunty Panty - Witch Hunt (mp3)

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride

photo and edits by Tiffany Paige

True Grit

Hot Dog

PANTYHOS | Myspace Music Videos

Mega Sited!

Aunty Panty is this month's featured artist over at MEGAPENG - Go check it out!

A HUGE thanks to Mr. Steven Reed for recording and mixing us in a pinch!

And to IPaintedYou for the lovely band portrait!

xoxox

Keep Life Eggciting

Trick or Treat

Night One:

Night Two:


Meltdown - The Map LP

side A (mp3)

side B (mp3)

TITS! FREAKS! FEATHERS! MUSIC!

IT'S A LIPSTICKFACE GOING AWAY PARTY/AUNTY PANTY BIRTHDAY BASH!!!



The ever-horny Lipstickface is heading off to paint a new town pink! It's also Tiffany and Shavonne's BIRTHDAYS!!! You're all encouraged to come attired in your panty party best!!! Come one, come all!

FEATURING:

The luscious luminous EMILY CARR!!!

The soothing salty sounds of THE SEAHAGS!!!

The amazingly daring FIRECROTCH JONES of the angry teeth freakshow!!!

AUNTY PANTY DOUBLE BIRTHDAY PERFORMANCE!!!

The seductive siren LYDIA BLACK

The tantalizing textures of BENNETT DOBNI!!!

The electro sexiness that is SOME ARE!!!

AND

An exxxtra special performance by Lipstickface!!!

5$ cover, 9:00pm SHARP!
October 23rd, 2010
Walkers Nightclub
255 3rd Ave south
Saskatoon, Sk

Snail Trail

Thanksgiving Offerings

This Sunday October 10th, 2010!!!