Hunny Huntin' at the Carnival

Size Queen

I'm pretty sure my booty's luxurious enough to qualify as 'Double Wide'.

Yours?

I'm the Chick That's Grillin' Steak

www.BOOMBOOMBOOM

I'm Not Part of the Shit

Pre fried chicken gorge fest!
Post video shoot!

FUCK YOU

GUT RUT

Murry Xxxmass!

Comme Tu Veux

I'm in the midst of locking down the final details of my trip to Montreal in February. I can't wait to adventure east, and wet my feet in the city in which I will soon inhabit.

My latest crush, and soon to be BFF is the burger punk band Pantyhos.

Imagine the food fights between Aunty Panty and the bitches of Pantyhos! Not to mention the pillow fights and grave wave dance parties that are bound to happen. Just sayin'.

I totally just wet my stockings!

AP's long distance romance is about to get hottt(er) in here! We're planning some yummy treats for the near future! Until then, here's some footage (thanks Jeremy!) from our last show in Saskatoon.

Fatty D

April Flores' Voluptuous Cyberskin Pussy.



"Listen if your man is telling you you’re hot—or your woman, whatever. Just fucking believe it. Why would they lie? If they didn’t like you, they wouldn’t be with you! Body size is not something you can hide. It’s not like they haven’t seen you naked. Just trust them. If they’re saying they’re attracted to you, they are."

Not gonna lie, fat is where it's at!

Sounds Like: Fuck You!

Here are some videos from Aunty Panty's debut show.

Patty Melt



Mal Au Coeur

Tight Pants/Body Rolls

You Stole My Wallet, You Fat Bitch

Giddy Up

Mrs. Misses

Fat Shame

Uh, wow! I knew PETA was radical, but am now convinced that they are the Al-Quaeda of animal rights groups. Check out their latest campaign, where they use the tactic of fat-shaming women into becoming vegetarian.

PETA - For most of us, summer is fading fast, but for residents of Jacksonville, Florida, bikini season lasts all year. What does the Sunshine State's endless summer mean for PETA? Our phone lines ring off the hook with reports of "beached whale sightings." Good one, guys.

Luckily, we know the secret to getting—and maintaining—a killer beach bod. Did you know that vegetarians are 20 to 30 percent leaner than meat-eaters? So, to help residents and tourists "lose the blubber"—and hopefully to deter prank callers—we're launching a brand-new billboard urging people to go vegetarian:

Bitch Magazine says it best: "Seriously, PETA? I think I've lost enough weight already barfing at your ad campaigns."

Check out these links for more unfortunate PETA propaganda.

PETA Gets the Onion Treatment

PETA is a Bunch of Bull

Feminism and Animal Rights

ActivistCash.com - PETA