Friday, December 30, 2011

My Pity Party Induced by Holiday Gluttony

All I wanna do is drink boozy coffee, j/o, watch trashy teevee, and listen to Patti Smith, Veda Hille, Leonard Cohen and Joni Mitchell records. I haven't brushed my teeth in more than 30 hours, and I can smell my vag when I put my head under the blankets.

1 comment:

  1. You mean you can smell you vuvuzela? Ha ha, wish I could spend all day masturbating, but I think my mom would get suspicious. Curses to living with parental units!


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